He was at the age when most of his time online was spent clicking on 'forgot username' and 'forgot password' - Card

Sunsets just make everything else disappear from your mind, don't they? she said. They certainly do, he replied, wondering how he was going to check the football scores on his phone without her noticing - Card

She knew she was getting old when she got out of bed in the morning and she had chest pains..then look down and realised she was standing on her nipples! Card

Come On Peloton - Lets Do This! Card

You could always tell someone's age by getting them to show you how many fingers they used to send a text - Card

It was the only time in his life that Andy could be associated with the term 'well hung' - Card

James was starting to suspect the 'drone' he'd got for his birthday wasn't the lastest model Card

These days Paul often stayed out partying as late as 3 or 4...minutes past 8pm! Card

As Usual, The Conversation Turned to Man Utd Card

Last One to the Bar Buys the Prosecco! Card

I'm getting hints of citrus, how about you? I'm getting more confident, louder, and an increasing urge to steal a traffic cone and wear it as a hat! Card

Gerry decided to call his dog Ten miles, so he could tell people he walks Ten miles every day! Card