David was determined not to let old age get him down...it was too bloody hard to get back up! Card

She was confused - the cookbook clearly said to use leftover wine. "Left over wine?!" Card

Pete only drank two times a Year. When it was hos Birthday and when it wasn't his Birthday Card

What do we want? More rights for the elderly! When do we want it? Want what!! Card

Whats the problem? Why won't it start? Crap in the carburetor! Well ok..but only if it would really help! Card

Gerry decided to call his dog Ten miles, so he could tell people he walks Ten miles every day! Card

I'm getting hints of citrus, how about you? I'm getting more confident, louder, and an increasing urge to steal a traffic cone and wear it as a hat! Card

As Usual, The Conversation Turned to Man Utd Card

These days Paul often stayed out partying as late as 3 or 4...minutes past 8pm! Card

James was starting to suspect the 'drone' he'd got for his birthday wasn't the lastest model Card

It was the only time in his life that Andy could be associated with the term 'well hung' - Card

You could always tell someone's age by getting them to show you how many fingers they used to send a text - Card